Criminal Defense
Donât Lick Stuff That Isnât Yours
Thereâs an old saying that tragedy is something awful happening to you, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else. That goes for the law, too. If pranks and âjokesâ cause someone else physical harm, thereâs a good chance that you may be violating the law. If odd behavior seems quirky to you, it…
Read MoreThe Use of Diversion Programs in the Criminal Justice System
The Baltimore Sun recently reported that Baltimore Police Commissioner Michael Harrison released a sweeping crime plan which includes new deployment strategies, plans for improved technology, and other initiatives to help reduce violence. The plan includes a variety of ideas including: Fast response times for priority calls where life or property is endangered Micro-zones to focus…
Read MoreBefore You Flush Your Drugs, Think of the Animals
The Loretto Police Department in Tennessee took the rare step of posting a warning on their Facebook page that trying to flush your drugs down the toilet to avoid arrest probably isnât the best idea. According to a story in Buzzfeed, a suspect flushed his methamphetamine and several paraphernalia items down the toilet after he…
Read MoreConvicted Sex Abuserâs 150-Year Sentence Will Not Be Overturned
The Sonoma News reported on July 15, 2019, that a Sonoma Valley California manâs appeal of a 150-year sentence will not be overturned. A 71-year old man claimed that his age and the lower courtâs decision to allow an additional four alleged victims to testify against him were grounds for appeal. The defendant/convict was a…
Read MoreâLawyer Bitten by Sharkâ and Other Jokes That Write Themselves
Everyone loves to make fun of lawyers, even though they know that lawyers are the protectors of democracy and citizensâ rights. A recent story highlighted that point. A personal injury lawyer, according to a recent story, stated that he was bitten by a shark during his morning swim in the Wilmington River â on Fatherâs…
Read MoreBaltimore Police Officer Led Ring of Crooked Cops
An investigative piece published by the Baltimore Sun in June 2019 describes a Baltimore police officer who led a ring of crooked cops as he led a double life. The officer, Wayne Jenkins, was in charge of the Gun Trace Task Force when he began handling drug deals on the side and robbing people they…
Read MoreA New Kind of Gators Fan
The Miami Herald reported on May 6, 2019, that Florida police were conducting a routine traffic work near Tamiami Trail when they saw a pickup truck run through a stop sign. They stopped the truck at the ungodly hour of 3:30 am in the morning. The Florida deputy who stopped the truck asked the male…
Read MoreNefarious Defearious Arrested for Murder When He Tries to Get His Gun Back
In one of those cases that defies common sense, Defearious Cotton was arrested by the Clayton County Georgia Sheriffâs office in March. The Grio and 11Alive reported that Mr. Cotton had been arrested in 2017 on a misdemeanor charge and on traffic charges. At the time of the arrest, his gun was taken by the…
Read MoreShould Rape Charges Be Heard in a Juvenile Court?
A Maryland case highlights the balances courts must consider in deciding whether teenagers should be tried in adult court or juvenile court. Four teenagers, according to a report in the Baltimore Sun, are accused of sexually assaulting a student with a broomstick. The four students were charged as adults. One student was charged with one…
Read MoreOh, PG County â You Never Fail to Amuse (Even if You Fail to Ensure That Your Hospitals Hire Real People)
Imagine this: your wife is pregnant, and she finds the perfect doctor. He has privileges at Prince Georgeâs Hospital Center, which is the closest hospital to you. Heâs got 10 years of experience, so you feel confident. Youâre feeling good. When the baby comes, heâs right there with you, and delivers your healthy baby boy.…
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